Mercury is a terrible thing to meet a mind..

WHO IS THIS GIRL? Why is she at my party! There are no seats left open! Where has the tea gone? This plate has crumbs on it! CHANGE SEATS! Here little girl put this hat on! Riddle time!! Can she answer?! No! She is a stupid little girl!! There are two coins, they add up to 30 cents, one is not a nickel. What are the two coins? Does she know? Do I know.. Do you know? Who knows where the tea has gone! CHANGE SEATS! Mousee! Tell us a story! Why is she still here? Alice.. Do I know an Alice? I do know this one face.. but it was a long face.. who has a long face now a days anyway.. I would hate to have a face.. Oh Clocks have faces! CHANGE SEATS!